Ganked from Kuro-musouka

Total: 100%
[x] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol
[x] Cried when someone died
[x] Been drunk
[x] Had sex
[x] Been to a concert
[x] Gotten/given a handjob [apply to gender of preference. oy]
[x] Gotten/given oral
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
Total left: 91

[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[x] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] Been to formal/prom
[x] Cried at school
[ ] Gotten lost in a department store [actually it was a mall.]
[ ] Went streaking
[ ] Given or received a lap dance
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room*
Total left: 85

[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over*
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house*
[x] Kissed a stranger
[x] Hugged a stranger
[x] Went scuba diving
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray
[ ] Hit by a car
[x] Had a party
[ ] Done serious drugs
Total left: 78

[ ] Played strip poker/darts
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone
[x] Ran away from home
[ ] Broken a bone
[x] Eaten sushi
[ ] Bought porn
[x] Watched porn
[ ] Made porn
[x] Had a crush on someone of the same sex*
[x] Been in love
Total left: 73

[x] French kissed
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[x] Laughed yourself to sleep
[ ] Stabbed yourself
[ ] Shot a gun
[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours
[ ] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
[x] Watched an animal die
Total left: 66

[x] Watched a person die
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person
[ ] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital
[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex*
[x] Dressed punk
[x] Dressed goth
[x] Dressed preppy
[x] Been to a motocross race <--how does this make you more or less virginal!?
Total left: 59

[x] Avoided somebody
[x] Been stalked
[ ] Stalked someone
[x] Met a celebrity
[x] Played an instrument
[x] Ridden a horse
[x] Cut yourself
[ ] Bungee jumped
[ ] Ding dong ditched somebody
[x] Been to a wild party
Total left: 52

[ ] Been caught stealing something
[ ] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
[ ] Gone out with your friend's crush
[ ] Got arrested
[ ] Been pregnant
[x] Baby sat
[x] Been to another country
[ ] Started your house on fire
[x] Had an encounter with a ghost
Total left: 49

[x] Donated your hair to cancer patients
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[ ] Cried over a member of the opposite sex
[x] Had Boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
[x] Sat on your butt all day
[ ] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
[x] Had a job
[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team
[ ] Been called a whore
[x] Danced like a whore
Total left: 43

[x] Been told you resemble a celebrity <--Selma Blair. O_o
[x] Been in a car accident
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair
[ ] Raped somebody
[x] Danced in the rain
[x] Been rejected
[ ] Left a restaurant without paying
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
[ ] Been raped
Grand Total: 36%

*I take umbrage to the fact that same-sex activities are listed as counting against the total, like they're additionally deviant. I'm lesbian, so for me, any of the opposite-sex questions are the deviant ones. Aurgh.
Conceivably, the score could have been a lot higher, had it asked "have you kissed anyone" as opposed to differentiating between opposite and same-sex attractions.

/sociology nerd/feminista